Teletubbies

*Since nearly a third of my readers aren't from Ireland, and not every one of those Irish people are from the North-west; I'll put a phrase reference at the bottom so you can all be educated.*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQMKZxX-Tyo
This episode is about a naughty snake.

Once you get passed the intro, some serious shit goes down. The windmill starts goin' 90* and Tinky Winky gets the reception and the pleasure of hosting some quality t.v.

Low and behold, this wan*: "The funny lady" appears. I fail to gather the encouragement towards homosexuality in this show when there's a vixen like this one emphasising everything that you'd hear in any good adult videos.
Such as;

"Would you like to help me do the dusting?"

~ which can be heard on many tele-shopping ads. Nothing more heterosexual than references to household tasks. She also loves cock.

Po acts like a right cunt* in the second part: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdeT6dRIlzA
When she finishes goose-stepping around the house, we're informed further, as to how naughty she really is.

"Sometimes Po is so naughty, she goes up and down too many times."

If you can find a way to go up a slide without taking a run-up, you are some legend.

"Sometimes Po is so naughty, she goes in and out too many times."

Right, the slide and the march was grand. Even Noo-noo didn't mind. But she has to go over and fuck with the door. I don't know about you, but I think she was asking for a good back of the hand. Noo-noo is no man for the naughtiness. He might be a bit of a dry shite* from time to time, but sure, there you are. He doesn't even end up doing anything in the end.

It's very likely that Po did this in spite of Noo-noo. I heard from Curly-Wurly, the lesser known teletubby, that Noo-noo used to have a drinking problem and was ragin'* 'cause all the others were mad fry bags* and only watched t.v, and used to eat all of his tubby rashers when he was passed out. So he went out and tried to suck the ring off Po, but she caught him and there was crazy slaps being dished out*. She hasn't been the same since.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cUJsMgAVV8

This is an episode where some chickens gets fed. Hard hitting stuff.
Now, these lads aren't the regular run of the mill young fellas. James, Matthew and the baby brother; they feed the chickens everyday. And they like doing it. Never have truer words been spoken.

The young fella in the green, as you can see, is going to feed two mad boyos in the pen, but he's aware of what's happening and gets the fuck out of there before shit goes down. Sometimes the country can be more dangerous than a rusty knife....holding a knife.

We're led to believe this youngster isn't the type for trouble making, but he goes ahead and throws some feed at the cameraman afterwards, like the cheeky faced boyo he is.

O.k. So what have we learned?
1. Never trust a young fella.
2. Not sure. Lets watch it again.

Sadly, the other parts aren't uploaded, but I'll run you through it.

They watch the entire vid again, as you can see. They reflect on what they saw. For about 2seconds. Then they fuck off and eat some tubby custard and toast.



*
"This wan" - This one(person)
"Goin' 90" ~ Going 90miles per hour : to go crazy or to become energetic, very fast.
"A right cunt" ~ "right"/proper is used as an adjective to emphasise how much of a cunt you are (very much so).
"Dry shite" ~ Downer. A miserable person who sucks the life out of everything.
"Ragin'" - Raging: to be angry or upset.
"Fry bag" ~ A stoner (to be fried is to be high).
"Crazy slaps being dished out" ~ To dish out a slap is to punch/hit someone repeatedly or beat them up.

So now after reading this, you should be able to easily understand someone if they tell you the following:

"This wan was bein' a right aul' cunt to this fry bag, bein' a proper dry shite, so some other fella came over and went 90 on him, dishin' out some serious slaps. I'd be so ragin' if I was him".

Credits to John Dobson for the picture.