The Lonely Jehovah's Witness

He might be a Mormon. Bottom line. He's alone.
Maybe his partner went a separate way. Maybe around your backdoor. Just for the lulz, so he can rear end you with a thrust of the good book.
I got a free Book Of Mormon off two fetching lads before. There's pictures an' all in it. Makes it possible for me to say I've looked through the book and not sound pretentious for not actually having read through the book.
My interactions with religion is....

I wore a Cannibal Corpse t-shirt to mass before, back in the old days of going there.

Something of a similar quality. For those who are unfamiliar with their works.
Me, being ignorant, I didn't notice what people made of me. Let them make what they wish. It wont come true.

Commented on a song of theirs was this:

"I beat my wife to this song..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh0iMxBFyWM

Here's a song off the featured album.

Naturally my blog is of your entertainment value, not mine. Despite you being a sad joke for me. You don't have to listen to every link I post. But I used to get a kick out of this before I eventually liked it. It'll happen to you too if you give it a chance. Of course you wont. You sad fuck.

Anyway. Three days have passed since I wrote the first paragraph. Turns out they were a charity group. I was the ignorant one, and then I drank loads of tea and wasn't too bothered.
Although they might still be ignorant themselves.

More than likely, yes.

You guys don't know what you're missing. You could be missing sleep. Grey skin is much better than any tan. Unless you're tanned by the glare of your manky computer. There's too many germs. Everywhere. Don't sleep. They'll get you.
You open a door. Germs on your hand. you scratch your head. Germs on your head. You shake someones hand. Everyone gets germs.
Wash your hands. Clean. Turn off the tap. Germs back on from before. Germs on door and key.

Yeh. Night night.